Christian has been finding bug bites on his legs. One or two every few days.
We're convinced there's a spider on his side of the bed.
And even though the bites don't resemble bed bugs, we even looked for that.
We changed all the sheets, thoroughly cleaned our room, removed the bed skirt and duvet cover. Found a torn hole in the "cambric" (mesh type stuff that closes off the bottom of the box frame) near the foot of his side of the bed and thoroughly stapled it shut.
I was convinced my stapling job had trapped the spider in the box frame and it would never get out again. I was quite proud of myself.
Then another bite showed up today.
So Christian said he's going to sleep on the couch. Test if these bites are actually coming from in bed or elsewhere.
And then he told me that I should sleep on his side of the bed to see if anything bites me.
Um, excuse me?
What did you say?
Sleep on your side of the bed??
I love you, but there's no way in hell...
1 week ago