I swear it's getting worse. This is how my brain runs. All. Day. Long... Read it. It's maddening. This is why I am constantly writing lists.
The monologue in my head...
I need to email the Relief Society Presidency so I can find the missionary dinner calendar.
You know, since I'm on email, I should check in on Eve since her due date is coming up.
Oh, an email from my ESL director.
Instead of reading email, I should really peek in on the boys since I just got home.
I miss them.
I should respond to the ESL email first.
Oh, I wanted to text Christian about something.
But I should respond to the ESL email first.
Oh yeah. Email Eve. Then the ESL email.
I should really go peek in on the boys.
Right after I email Eve.
I think I'll text Christian.
Oh yeah. I wanted to respond to my sisters about our healthy eating goals this week.
But I should probably read my scriptures first.
Wait. Wasn't I going to email someone?
Or should I peek in on the boys first?
Who the heck was I going to email?
I should read scriptures first.
Oh yeah. Eve.
Why did I get online in the first place?
I should respond to my sisters.
Wasn't I going to peek in on the boys?
Oh yeah. I need to email the Relief Society Presidency.
I should save the missionaries' number to my phone before I forget.
I should go check on the boys.
I can't remember why I wanted to text Christian.
Did he text me? Let me check my phone.
Oh yeah. I was in the middle of saving the missionaries' phone number.
I should read scriptures.
Right after I check on the boys.
I'm not even exaggerating. This is my life all day long. Seriously. Make it stop.
3 years ago