Graham's own words. I typed for him:
Well first we went to this wedding in Castro Valley. Dad says it's his dad's brother. I guess that makes him my great uncle. He's a funny guy. I partied so hard at the wedding that I passed out on the floor. My parents left me there for like an hour.
Then we came home and my folks decided we should all go to bed at 9pm. Seriously? Lame! We were all snoring by 9:30. I guess it wasn't such a bad idea after all.
Since they were drooling away, I decided I wanted to celebrate the new year and woke them up at 12:30am. Happy New Year! Aaaaand back to sleep. Zzzzzzz.
Then the night got real fun. I woke up again at 4 (my mom practically smothered me in kisses to thank me for not waking up sooner). But because of my congestion and nasty sounding cough, she got this great idea to take my temperature...you know where...
So I lay there smiling at my dad, and BAM! Ha! I pooped all over her hand! Take that, sucka'! And then I peed all down her leg! And then I laughed. Muahaha...
That'll teach them to mess with me.
So we all stayed up for another half hour laughing, and zzzzzz...we slept 'til 8.
'Twas a good night.
Happy New Year, everyone! May your year be full of eating, pooping, peeing, and sleeping.
3 years ago