Tuesday, June 3, 2008

pee stinks

I hate the smell of pee. Hate it. And something in my house smells like pee. I'm sure it's not pee, because we're all adults here and we don't have pets. So no one is peeing in a corner or anything.

Maybe it's the vegetables I cooked. Sometimes vegetables stink. But not as bad as pee. Bleh.


Jared said...

Here's my theory:

The hermit crabs are playing mind games with you! They sneak out at night, pee all over the carpet, and slip back into their tank. They get a kick out of watching you run around looking for rotten vegetables.

Molly said...

Oh my gosh! You are so right!

Did I tell you the hermit crab peed on me? We had the missionaries over and one of them decided to shake the crab (who the heck shakes a crab?). Anyway, he handed it to me upside down and when I turned it over, pee came out all over my hand! Don't shake hermit crabs! (Or any animal for that matter.)

Jenni said...

Did you cook Asparagus? Asparagus makes your pee stink really bad. Maybe that has something to do with it.

Molly said...

Man, you Frisbys are really smart. So yes, I cooked asparagus, but I had literally just cooked it and ate it so I didn't have any asparagus pee yet. But that's why I thought it was the asparagus making the smell. But I smelled them and it wasn't. Hmmmm.