Monday, June 9, 2008


I'm too lazy to walk 20 feet to the water cooler, so I never end up drinking enough at work. And I'm too lazy to walk 50 feet to the bathroom, so I end up sitting here holding my pee for WAY too long. And I'm too lazy to walk to the cafe 3 buildings over, so I end up waiting until I'm about to keel over with hunger.

But I'm also too lazy to work, so I'll walk 15 minutes to Andronico's just so I can take a lunch break that I know is going to waste at least 45 minutes of my work day.

It all makes sense in my head.

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